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-Knock-Knock!
-Who’s there?
-Interrupting cow.
-Interrupt- -
-MOO!
So this dog enters a butchers shop with
money and a paper in its mouth.
The butcher looks at the dog and takes the
paper.
He reads the paper, and it states a kind
and amount of meat.
The butcher gets the meat, gives it to the
dog, takes the money, and gives the dog the proper change.
The dog takes the meat in its mouth and exits
the shop.
Curious, the butcher follows.
The dog comes to a bus stop and waits.
A bus comes and the dog looks at the bus’s
destination sign.
The dog shakes its head back and forth, and
then stays at the bus stop.
A second bus comes, and again the dog again
looks at the bus’s destination sign.
This time, the dog boards the bus.
It puts some coins in the fare box and
takes a seat.
The bus stops and the dog gets off, the
butcher still following.
The smart dog then goes to a house and
pounds its head on the door.
The third time, a 10-year-old kid comes out
and scolds the dog.
The butcher asks, “Why are you scolding the
dog? That was fantastic!”
The owner replies, “He forgot to ring the
doorbell!“
So this car pulls up in front of a farmer’s
stand selling corn on the side of a country road.
A wife and husband come out wanting to buy
some of the corn.
The farmer says, “Welcome! Do you want to buy some corn?“
The wife says, “Yes.“
“The corn is $5 a cob,” says the farmer.
“Umm… No thanks.” Says the wife.
“ All right “, says the farmer. “But these are special corn for a special
lady!”
The wife and husband get into the car.
The husband says, “That offer was pretty
corny!“
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I can predict
the future!
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Really? Then do so.
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I predict
that you will laugh at my ability to predict the future.
- Where do Sith go shopping?
- At the Darth Mall!
- Why did the lettuce blush?
-
It saw the
salad dressing!